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    TheLumberJack
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    Post  TheLumberJack Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:55 am

    [color=black]I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
    I... I wanted to be...

    A LUMBERJACK!

    Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
    British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
    The Larch!
    The Pine!
    The Giant Redwood tree!
    The Sequoia!
    The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
    We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

    Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
    I go to the lava-try.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
    He goes to the lava-try.
    On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
    And has buttered scones for tea.

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing,
    And hang around in bars.

    Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around.... In bars???????

    I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspendies and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear papa.

    Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
    Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
    (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
    And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

    All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

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    To Whom It May Concern,
    I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous
    entry in this file about the lumberjack who wears womens' clothes. Some of
    my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.

    Yours faithfully,
    Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

    P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the radio times.
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    Post  Muffin Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:21 pm

    Why hello there? O.o I do so love that song though. Welcome Smile
    Rui 瑠伊 Tsuyoi
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    Post  Rui 瑠伊 Tsuyoi Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:48 pm

    Welcome! I just realize I've never welcomed you properly *iz shot* Anyway have fun, read the rules and take care!

    <3 瑠伊

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